Poems what I wrote
- I’m doing my Sudoku whilst I’m soaking in the bath
- Cabbage Patch Katie
- Christmas comes but once a year
- From despair to hope
- Unrelenting
- The Invigilator
- The Arousing Blouse
- Jonah the football fan
- I don't want to take the last biscuit
- A Painful Journey
- Laura Wade
- Pass it on
- I wish I was a dalek
- Faaaantastic limerick
- Adrift
- The Curse of a Couch Potato
- Sudoku's a work of the devil
- The Big Pretence
- The Chocolate Cake Thief: A Defense
- Alison's Last Hope
- Truth
- The Dunstable Werewolf: A Lament
- Sometimes it's hard being a brother
- Daisy
- Floater
- Tinsel Town
- My nan's best friend
- Procrastination
- We're at the back of ASDA
- Nursery Crimes
- Lucy Lastic
- Winter Mornings
- This is Monday and I owned it
- This is Sunday and I love it
- I'm going on manoeuvres with a loo-brush
- The Seduction of the iPod
- The Future is the Fuschia
- Valerie Calorie
- The happy little coffee bean
- Neon
- Tomorrow Hasn't happened
- Mailstrom
- Nonsense Limerick
